Happy New Year, Feed me.
(I hope this shows up correctly, this is the funniest thing!!)
Shows up perfect.
I’s stoles it, I gaves it away, and I stoles again. HA! I’s a cat burglar supremo!
The Evil that Haunts my Days
This is a normal everyday napping position for this evil:
I have a nightmare given form and he is an evil that has been sent forth into this world to plague humanity and bury it beneath a pile of fur. No seriously, this is a creature that has a real life ‘Pig Pen’ effect following him along. The Charlie Brown character whose cloud of debris hovering constantly in his wake has been reincarnated into a fuzzy gray cat like form. No matter what time of year, spring winter, summer, fall, this cat can and will send a cloud of gray fuzz wafting up coating anything and everything that gets within his range. One need only touch him to feel the full effects of his terror as fingers, clothes and objects all are consumed by his fuzz. This might not be such a burden save for the fact that he is literally Chincilla soft, he is so soft as to be all too irresistible to the touch.
His name is Loki, and I was cursed to be the one to have given him an all too appropriate name. This is a creature that delights in drawing blood with claws that could cut steel given the motivation. And when he decides it’s play time he will bite you to let you know that you ARE to pay attention to him NOW. He also finds it Unthinkable that anyone might pay attention to anything beyond him, his current favorite trick is to lay across the keyboard and he will subsume even the most sizable of device. He’s 25+ pounds of fluffy and more than 2 and half feet long. This is my evil demon cat and he shall consume the world in fuzz.
